Characters
Matt
Former East Coast IT scrub who worked his way up to Silicon Valley programmer scrub.
Ian
Video game artist who left California to raise a family in Ohio. Married to Jes.
Jes
Crackerjack pastry chef. Married to Ian.
Jo
A young mage who who left the family job class to pursue an MBA. Formerly an HR manager for several short-lived startups, now running her own consulting company.
Tank
Jo's friend who lives off what he can scrounge up running the same dungeons every week, which isn't much. Currently living on Jo's couch.
Handsome Bob
Jo's boyfriend and former coworker. Also an amateur illusionist of the non-magical variety.
Jo's mom
A max-level archmage who would just like to see Jo settle down with a nice boy in plate armor.
Death
Will play you in a game for your life. Will also play you in a regular game if you show up Tuesday night at Games of Berkeley on Shattuck. Notoriously sore loser.
The business lizard
An iguana.
Contact info
Ian McConville, the artist
Matthew Boyd, the writer
The official Topatoco help page, the place for most questions regarding items from the store