Archive for September, 2012



Win Ben Stein’s contempt

There’s a thing about this in the news every once in a while. If you need a job, it’s harder to find a job.

Considering how long the economy has been in the toilet, you’d think common sense would tell recruiters that there’s good people people who just got unlucky. The secret is, all recruiters were replaced by robots in the early aughts, and nobody has figured out how to turn them off yet. They’re all like BEEP BOOP INTERNAL TRAINING IS FOR SUCKERS.